it's slow at work.

blownspeakers:

towerofsleep:

thepublics:

Alleged Somali pirates held their hands up off the coast of Somalia Wednesday. The French Navy captured the five men after the pirates mistook a French Navy vessel for a commercial ship, authorities said. (Olivier Amalvict/ECPAD/French Navy via Associated Press)

Those somali pirates look surprisingly helpless. Look at their pathetic boat! How do they hijack anyone?

They’re more dangerous before they’re disarmed

Vincent, my coworker: “Apparently those Somali pirates had somali brains!”