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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>it's slow at work.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dustinjohnbromley)</generator><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Canadian judge rules Happy Gilmore golf shot illegal.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/11/24/canadian-judge-rules-happy-gilmore-golf-shot-illegal/"&gt;Canadian judge rules Happy Gilmore golf shot illegal.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;“I am convinced that the “Happy Gilmore” shot,” wrote Judge Le Blanc in his decision, “would have been less controllable than a normal tee shot, both because it involved a run-up to the ball (rather than an aimed shot from a stationary position) and because the defendant had been drinking throughout the day.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/258482196</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/258482196</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:12:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Procul Harum - A Whiter Shade of Pale</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PbWULu5_nXI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PbWULu5_nXI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Procul Harum - A Whiter Shade of Pale&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257651484</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257651484</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:16:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cameronr:

Bella’s best quotes from Twilight
I can’t believe...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/09WtIdUTaWk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/09WtIdUTaWk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/post/257484175/bellas-best-quotes-from-twilight-i-cant-believe"&gt;cameronr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bella’s best quotes from Twilight&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t believe this hasn’t blown up yet? It was uploaded yesterday!!! That’s like a decade in Internet years. And if there’s grass on the field, playball!! Amirite?!?!?!?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257564075</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257564075</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:56:56 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Napalm Dragon</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.napalmdragon.com/"&gt;Napalm Dragon&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;hippy fire breathers in ULTRA SLOW-MO!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257444043</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257444043</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:01:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>New Favourite Website</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.27bslash6.com/slyseb.html"&gt;New Favourite Website&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jordanhudson.tumblr.com/post/257125564/new-favourite-website"&gt;jordanhudson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I didn’t include detention #4.  He got in trouble for bringing a computer game to school:  &lt;a href="http://www.27bslash6.com/flash.html"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.27bslash6.com/flash.html"&gt;http://www.27bslash6.com/flash.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://robotindisguise.tumblr.com/post/257123064/new-favourite-website"&gt;robotindisguise&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jordanhudson.tumblr.com/post/257118043/new-favourite-website"&gt;jordanhudson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;… her (his son’s teacher) explanation of why he (his son) had received three detentions made me laugh which is not the reaction she expected…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Detention 1&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Raised his hand during maths class and asked “If Kate (a large girl in his class) did not eat for five weeks, would she get skinny or die?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Detention 2&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;After teachers had calmed down a very upset child , it was dicovered that Seb had told her “I heard the teachers saying that your parents died today and you are going to have to live at the school.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Detention 3&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; While the principal was explaining the ‘no nut policy’ due to nut allergies during a school assembly, Seb yelled out “Woah, thats a lot of nuts” after watching the movie Kung Pow the night before.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257243579</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257243579</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:46:13 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cameronr:

Steve Nash Vitamin Water Infomercial
needlekineval:...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kxZkaEge0R8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kxZkaEge0R8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/post/256363742/steve-nash-vitamin-water-infomercial"&gt;cameronr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Steve Nash Vitamin Water Infomercial&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://needlekineval.tumblr.com/post/192878564/step-twooooooooooooo-hahaha-steve-nash"&gt;needlekineval&lt;/a&gt;: Step TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! hahaha. Steve Nash Vitamin Water infomercial killing me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com"&gt;cameronr&lt;/a&gt;: How did I miss this?!? Amazing!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Haven’t bought the stuff, but the text on the bottles is pretty funny as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257064726</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257064726</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:38:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cameronr:

Skatt Bros - Walk The Night
</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JnCk9q9ieMo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JnCk9q9ieMo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/post/256377214/skatt-bros-walk-the-night"&gt;cameronr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/post/129733754/skatt-bros-walk-the-night-past-tense-of"&gt;Skatt Bros - Walk The Night&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257057061</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/257057061</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:29:36 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Jess is angry. Kyle is an excellent photographer.
(via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlmwcEkxB1qzxhfco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jess is angry. Kyle is an excellent photographer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://playwithfire.tumblr.com/"&gt;playwithfire&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/255757775</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/255757775</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:16:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Had to wait until I got home to watch this…
Holy....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mKKKgua7wQk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mKKKgua7wQk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Had to wait until I got home to watch this…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holy. Hell.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/post/254528577/its-pretty-hard-not-to-be-a-liberal-elitist-when"&gt;cameronr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s pretty hard not to be a liberal elitist when this is the other end of the spectrum. This video makes me hate the human brain and what it’s capable of.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via&lt;a href="http://toomuchnick.com/post/254511947/a-guy-interviews-people-outside-a-sarah-palin-book"&gt; nickdouglas&lt;/a&gt;}&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/255055808</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/255055808</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:17:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>cameronr:

Everyone needs to experience the insanity going on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl7vl3ZDD1qz87kmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/post/254916035/everyone-needs-to-experience-the-insanity-going-on"&gt;cameronr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Everyone needs to experience the insanity going on over at Jim Carrey’s website. Easily the best celebrity website of all time. Of all time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254929030</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254929030</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:37:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>DONUT CAT IS THE NEW SPAGHETTI CAT!
iamaaron:

(via iammieke)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl0nwjKla1qzson1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;DONUT CAT IS THE NEW SPAGHETTI CAT!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iamaaron.tumblr.com/post/254840781/via-iammieke"&gt;iamaaron&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://iammieke.tumblr.com/"&gt;iammieke&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254890761</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254890761</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:04:25 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>theyahooanswers:

hallospacegirl:(via bathroomwindow)NEVER GETS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl0sdNCno1qzukuqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theyahooanswers.tumblr.com/post/254756679/hallospacegirl-via-bathroomwindow-never-gets"&gt;theyahooanswers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hallospacegirl.tumblr.com/post/254751830/via-bathroomwindow-never-gets-old"&gt;hallospacegirl&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://bathroomwindow.tumblr.com/"&gt;bathroomwindow&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;NEVER GETS OLD.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’ve had numerous people request songs in this way while I’m djing. Nine times out of ten, it’s Lady Gaga.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254818459</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254818459</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:57:13 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Just a reminder to get any calendar orders for holiday presents...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkwhj8TwR1qznckro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just a reminder to get any calendar orders for holiday presents in soon, to guarantee they will arrive in time! These calendars make excellent presents for all your bike-obsessed friends!&lt;a href="http://prohabhelmets.wordpress.com/?p=101&amp;preview=true"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Holiday orders! « The Prohab Helmet Society&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254657815</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254657815</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:20:06 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>via 1.bp.blogspot.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktktzri0NX1qznckro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dG2__iWuqsM/SwLPSfcb-dI/AAAAAAAACtk/hcw1MzbII6U/s1600/92700123.png"&gt;1.bp.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254611987</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254611987</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:26:15 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>men who look like old lesbians</title><description>&lt;a href="http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/"&gt;men who look like old lesbians&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lukesimcoe.tumblr.com/post/254503678/men-who-look-like-old-lesbians"&gt;lukesimcoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I have a sneaking suspicion I may have posted this a long time ago, but what the hell, it’s pretty funny and a prime example of the creative capacity of the internetz.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254513537</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254513537</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:28:24 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>These are great.
jakemadison:

Reddit: Summarize your sex life...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktk3x2Ac4T1qzpggio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These are great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jakemadison.tumblr.com/post/254192200/reddit-summarize-your-sex-life-with-a-star-wars"&gt;jakemadison&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/9xugj/summarize_your_sex_life_with_a_star_wars_quote/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reddit: Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“At that speed, do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254452151</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254452151</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:14:43 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Beard Heads</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkkql7AWR1qznckro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Beard-Heads.html"&gt;Beard Heads&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254445601</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/254445601</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:06:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>HALLOWEEN BANANARCHY!!!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VMevOVCSgCM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VMevOVCSgCM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;HALLOWEEN BANANARCHY!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/251146674</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/251146674</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:38:37 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>the best website in the world</title><description>&lt;a href="http://zombo.com/"&gt;the best website in the world&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://seanorr.tumblr.com/post/251126039/the-best-website-in-the-world"&gt;seanorr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cargohoo.tumblr.com/post/251102199/the-best-website-in-the-world"&gt;cargohoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://meowkitties.tumblr.com/post/251095545/the-best-website-in-the-world"&gt;meowkitties&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;you can do anything on zombo com!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Amazing. The possibilities really &lt;i&gt;are &lt;/i&gt;infinite!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I forgot about Zombo com&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/251128416</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/251128416</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:16:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>11 Awesomely Creative Billboards</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf51bk9Oi1qznckro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/18/11-awesomely-creative-bil_n_361796.html?slidenumber=cVsAAgkxZco%3D"&gt;11 Awesomely Creative Billboards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/250972635</link><guid>http://dustinjohnbromley.tumblr.com/post/250972635</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:39:11 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
